How Japanese porn stars got me through a visit to the dentist!

Going to the dentist is necessary, although I do know people who never go. I have taken some long hiatuses myself, but felt so wracked with guilt and anxiety the whole time I stayed away that I was relieved and felt morally redeemed when I finally got back into the fold of regular cleanings and checkups.

Modern dentistry with its high-tech digital gadgets is certainly a marvel, but I find the experience of getting my teeth cleaned a bit rugged–although this is no reflection on the hygienist, who is top notch. I just find it an exhausting process.

So this morning as I lay there supine in the chair, I performed whatever mental tricks would make the experience less stressful…like daydreaming about a few Japanese porn stars. If you’re been reading this blog regularly, you must know by now that I am hung up on Asian gals…

First, I thought of my top favorite Japanese AV (adult video) star…

The incomparable Aoi Sola (also known as Aoi Sora)...

Then my crackling brain conjured up the cute Mai Haruna, who makes me think of a Japanese Shirley MacLaine with big boobs…

Mai Haruna can be as perky as Shirley MacLaine at her 1960s peak...

Another favorite is Kaya Yonekura, whom I saw in a kinky Japanese porn movie called Eros in Hell…

Yes, the image of Kaya Yonekura is a comforting one during a dental checkup...

Another young lady who came to mind as I felt the dental tools in action was Megu Hagiwara, who looks sweet as honey here but was fantastic as a dominatrix who ties up some wimpy guy and has sex in front of him with two tough strangers–in a cuckold fantasy scene in a video whose title I unfortunately couldn’t translate. The wildest scene of the movie has her using the suction of a vacuum cleaner to discipline her slave, who is naughty even though he is tied up in soft red ropes…she catches him sniffing her armpit and playfully chastises him by calling him “hentai!” Which means “pervert”…

Go, Megu!

Thinking of Megu Hagiwara got me through the scraping and spitting and polishing...

What do you think of when you’re getting your teeth cleaned? It’s amazing how in such a situation my imagination becomes particularly vivid. I could really almost feel Mai rubbing her bosom against my face…Kaya doing something naughty with my member…Megu tying me down with red ropes for a session of the bizarre…and of course, Miss Aoi just laying across me in all her naked busty glory and consoling me like a goddess of love!

Do you sense how much fun it is writing captions and arranging reality into the form I wish it had?

Well, I got through the dental appointment with flying colors. And at least in part, I have these alluring Japanese porn ladies to thank!

Sure thing, Nurse Kaya!!

 

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By the way, if you’d like to see what an angel Aoi Sola is (her name means “Blue Sky”), check out this video interview on a site called Tokyo Hive that I found on the Web this afternoon. What makes her remarkable as a porn star is that she has this same friendly, unaffected quality in many of her hardcore sex scenes…

I would love to interview her someday. Interviewing is one of my specialties as an erotic writer, and if you type in my name on the Yahoo search engine you’ll see just how many of the top stars I’ve chatted with over the years. But Miss Aoi would be a dream assignment!