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Fulfilling the world’s pornography needs since 1974!

Busy, busy. After noodling around for a couple of weeks, changing this and that, I finally put up a sort of portfolio on a separate page on this blog here. I’m always looking for new freelance projects, and I think this will be a nice way of communicating my various accomplishments, capabilities, tendencies and possibilities to new clients. You can see the page here, or just click on the headline at the top of this page: WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 

“Here is the pornography you requested, madame!”

Hustling for freelance work is a necessity in these changing times, when the Internet has helped shrink the magazine market in which I worked for so many years. My clients are now a mix of publications and websites.

Here’s to progress! So long Industrial Revolution, all hail the Digital Evolution!

I like to drink red wine out of a shot glass from Hawaii with a hula girl playing a ukelele, a gift from a good buddy. The shot glass, I mean, not the hula girl.

Anyway, as you see I have a rather irreverent approach even to serious things like getting new clients. But this irreverent approach is very much who I am. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.

That’s why I call writing “cranking” instead of writing. I plan to crank till I croak. No retirement for me. Let me expire over my laptop while I’m composing “girl copy” for a set of photos of the latest lovely nineteen-year-old sensation to hit the smut scene. Or while placing a tip in a stripper’s garter. (Or in the ankle straps of her platform shoes, the preferred destination for my singles.)

Anyway, check out WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? Because you never know–perhaps I can do something for you that needs doing.

And just to end this post on a feminine note, here is a picture of Annette Funicello, the well-remembered starlet of the 50s and 60s. I was inspired to look for Annette pictures online after watching her in the 1963 movie Beach Party on TCM the other night. It’s a flick I first saw in the theater when it originally came out, but I hadn’t caught up with it again until now. Boy, was she ever sexy in that movie! And isn’t this a great foot shot? I found it at a blog called Sweet Lorraine’s World of Everything Classic here. That’s a title that could almost sum up a lot of my own interests.

This gives me an idea for a kinky beach movie about a BSOC (Big Slave on Campus) who lives to carry Annette’s textbooks for her, and massage and polish her toes…

As you can see from my interpretation of the Annette shot, erotica is truly in the eye of the beholder. Or you can it pornography, as you see I sometimes do.

By the way, if you like how I think, why not try one of my ebooks? Or if you don’t like the way I think, maybe you’ll still like the way I write. You can find my femdom erotica on Kindle here.

 

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Meet cute, clever Miranda…and her toes…in my new story!

I just published a new story in the Kindle ebook format entitled TOES ARE FOR SUCKING, which is the second volume in my “Irv O. Neil Erotic Library.” If you enjoyed Learning to be CRUEL, I hope you’ll check out this new femdom tale! Of course, it’s sexually explicit and for adults only 18 and over, or 21 and over depending on your location.

Filling in her toenails with my red pencil almost felt like I was giving her a pedicure!

Again the “hero” of my story is a middle-aged freelance writer; only this time he’s named “Mr. DeMinkus,” and in contrast to my previous protagonist “Lester,” Mr. DeMinkus has a full head of hair and even likes to wear bowties. (Lester was bald and an indifferent dresser.) Mr. DeMinkus has hurt his arm through overwork (possible Carpel Tunnel Syndrome?) and has to lay off the laptop for a few days–so he hires a cute and leggy brunette named Miranda to take his dictation on her own computer. He has a deadline to meet and she helps him.

Meanwhile, she’s intrigued by his fascination with her legs, which she boldly and flirtatiously shows off in a very short dress. She’s a part-time model for fashion catalogs, and always displays her gams when she goes about the town. Sweet and friendly, she’s curious to explore exactly what Mr. DeMinkus is willing to do with her legs…and feet.

You see, he’s not really into sucking toes…but that’s exactly what she wants him to do. Why? It’s revealed in the twist ending after a long scene of exciting female domination.

I got the idea for the story when I saw a photo of a pretty girl with a warm-hearted face displaying her very imposing stems. I thought to myself, “Why not write about such a girl, who seems so compassionately understanding of male fetish needs??” Actually, it’s been my good fortune to have met ladies like that, so I know this is not a fantasy but a reality.

TOES ARE FOR SUCKING is 6300 words of fetish fiction, or about 25 pages long if it were published on paper, and it is written very realistically–so it’ll feel as if you’re actually meeting Miranda, and experiencing her pleasure in getting her feet worshipped and adored! Like my previous story, it’s designed to be read and re-read for your continuing pleasure, and it’s available for instant download at Amazon U.S., Amazon UK, and Amazon Germany.

I hope you enjoy it! And if you wish, you can leave me an anonymous comment here or on the Amazon pages to let me know your thoughts and reactions. Thanks!

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005ES6UD4

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B005ES6UD4

http://www.amazon.de/dp/B005ES6UD4

 
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Posted by on July 28, 2011 in Erotica

 

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