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Will Krysten Ritter lock American men in chastity cages…?

12 Apr

…because she sure looks like she COULD!

So what’s the real meaning of this ad for the new American ABC-TV show Don’t Trust the B—- in Apt 23?

Let’s see…the mischievious, manipulative look…the scarlet temptress lipstick…the perfect and expensive manicure…the black clothes (with shoulder pads!–are we back in the 80s yet?)…the costly bracelet on her lazy wrist…

Yep, it doesn’t look to me like she is just offering her key to some lucky stud, but rather teasing some sexually submissive guy who’s addicted to giving her money in a financial domination relationship (he probably paid for the lipstick, manicure, clothes and bracelet), and who’s also agreed to let her put a chastity device on his penis, like a CB-6000S..and she’s holding the key! 

Sure, it’s SUPPOSED to look just like a sexy girl waving an apartment key, femme fatale style, but it sure looks a lot more like the images of dominatrixes who tease and tempt guys on the Web in video clips, telling them they’re going to put their slaves in penis cages to break their nasty self-abuse habits…and as a weekly columnist for the Domme Dose, where I write Notes of a Rebel Subbie, I think I’ve developed a certain radar for femdom content hiding in the sheep’s clothing of mainstream entertainment…

And let’s put it this way: an episode about Miss Ritter’s character putting some dude–maybe some CELEBRITY dude–into a chastity device would be hilarious!

In fact, I think an entire situation comedy about a sweet girl who’s rooming with a stern dominatrix who puts her slaves into chastity cages and drains them of money by getting them addicted to video clips and buying her expensive presents would be something worth watching indeed.

Meanwhile, let me see if I can hang this picture on my bathroom door. How kind of the free newspaper AM New York to use the ad for a wraparound on their edition yesterday!

The picture is carefully positioned four feet above the throne for ease of contemplation and analysis.

Why do I sometimes feel I’m living in a burlesque sketch?

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P.S. I don’t work for anybody selling chastity devices, and merely included the link above for your interest, erudition, and entertainment.

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2 Comments

Posted by on April 12, 2012 in Burlesque, Erotica, Femmes Fatale

 

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2 responses to “Will Krysten Ritter lock American men in chastity cages…?

  1. johnnyoddity

    April 13, 2012 at 12:28 am

    Enjoyed the article. A tv show like that would make me start watching tv again.

     
    • irvoneil

      April 13, 2012 at 8:37 am

      Anything’s possible on tv these days, johnny. Maybe they’ll eventually catch up to the raunchiness of porn, albeit in a more roundabout way–as I tried to demonstrate in my post. Thanks for your comment & liking the post & following.

       

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