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Kate Upton gives everybody a va-va-voom Valentine’s Day!

14 Feb

I said it here months ago…Kate Upton is a goddess who walks among us! See “Take a moment to worship Kate Upton” here complete with my exclusive photo of a Times Square billboard of her Guess ads!

And to think that she’s an equestrian too, a horse-riding goddess! Halfway to being a female centaur! (Centauress? Centaurix?)

Don't mind me; it's hard to type on my laptop when I'm wearing a bib.

And she’s also pretty well-spoken, too, with a nice slightly throaty edge to her voice. I tried to embed an interview she did on morning tv, but I couldn’t quite get it right. But I’m sure you’ll hear her for yourself in the media sometime in the next few days…or hours…or minutes…

If the 1950s were the Age of the Bountiful Bust, the 2000s are the Era of the Gorgeous Tummy.

And now that I’ve let it all out (or at least the portion of my enthusiasm that is expressed verbally), let me get back to my regularly scheduled freelance work…

But I must add that if the federal government bought her cover bikini and auctioned it off on ebay, they could probably make enough to pay off half the national debt!!!  😉

 

———-FOR FURTHER READING! ADULTS ONLY:

To read a little more about why Kate Upton has struck such a chord in ye ole Uncle Irv’s psyche, check out “Femdom & Findom: Cutting Edge of Feminism?” It’s the new, Valentine’s Day installment of my column “Notes of a Rebel Subbie” at the female domination/financial domination website Domme Dose. For adults only 18 and over, or 21 and over depending on your location. You can find the column here.

 

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1 Comment

Posted by on February 14, 2012 in Erotica

 

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One response to “Kate Upton gives everybody a va-va-voom Valentine’s Day!

  1. irvoneil

    March 10, 2012 at 8:45 pm

    Thanks for the like on my post, m5son!

     

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